Release Date: November 15th, 2018
Publisher: Black Rose Writing
It is Valentine’s Day at John Hopkin’s High, and the disgruntled Tina Crocker is having the best day of her life as she performs at the school’s largest talent show. She kills it. Literally. The moment she steps off stage, Tina Crocker croaks and ends up in… Dead School.
Entering a grotesque new world, she is greeted by a furious, hair-wobbling mentor who dispels her into the Spirit Guide division. But, unlike the rest of her class, she becomes the school’s first Spirit Guide’s Assistant while paired with Melinda Evans, the biggest floozy in the afterworld. Together, they are assigned to guide a living loser, in order to pass their course.
However, there is a light at the end of the tunnel… a rather long tunnel.
Tina also meets a mysterious artist from the Suicide division, Alexei. And, somehow, their different breeds of awkward strangely click. As finals approach, Tina’s focus has to switch or else a miserable reincarnated life awaits. Despite the rules of the school, she decides to follow her heart and finally learns the one lesson she always failed… Love. It may have taken her 5,000 years, but at least she found it in death.
Graduation day, though, has a different set of rules.
Yeah, rest in peace, my ass…